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       歡迎同學參加英文寫作教室!同學有的是英文聽、說、讀都已經有一定基礎,只是寫作無法突破,有的是要參加檢定考試,想增進英文寫作能力。學好英文寫作有三個要件,第一個是要有動機,你來到安老師英文寫作教室,又看到這篇文章,想把英文寫作學好毋庸置疑。

    第二要件是有恆心勤動筆,學好英文寫作沒有捷徑,就像想學游泳,必須跳下水去一樣,你必須勤寫。有稱可一天增加你英文寫作功力的,都不要信,它就像走江湖賣藥的一樣,拿了錢,吃了藥,沒有效。安老師寫作教室循序漸進,從簡單現在式開始練習,到簡單過去式,標點符號的應用,然後是完成式,句子的結合,再到高階的寫作邏輯思維,段落的構思等。寫完一二十篇作文後,可以感到明顯進步。

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kidsClassroom  

The preschool teacher says, "We're going to do vocabulary today. Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"

幼兒園老師說,“我們今天要教字彙。誰能用definitely這個字造個句子?

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bullfight  A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty of the day. The waiter brings him two very big balls on a huge plate, which the tourist eats with relish. The next day he goes to the same restaurant again, once again orders the specialty of the day, and he is brought two very big balls on a huge plate. It tastes even more scrumptious.

一個男人到西班牙看了一場鬥牛。看完後他走進附近的一家餐廳,並且點了當天特餐。服務員端給他乘了兩個大肉丸的巨盤,遊客吃得津津有味。隔天他又到同一家餐廳,再點一次當日特餐,服務員端了裝了兩個更大肉丸的更大盤子。味道更是絕妙。

The third day he does the same and the fourth, but on the fifth day he goes to the restaurant and orders the specialty of the day, and they bring him two very small balls on a big plate. The man asks, "What gives?"

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狗和老婆哪個先  

“If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door.”

如果你的狗在後門吠,而你的妻子在前門大喊大叫,

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醫生護士婚外情  

A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.

有一個醫生和他的護士有一腿,後來他的護士告訴他,她懷孕了。醫生不想讓太太知道,於是乎他給了護士一筆錢,並告訴她帶著錢去義大利把小孩生下來。

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一個立志要把英語學好的青年,天天自己在家苦讀英語。有一天機會來了,有志青年帶女朋友看電影,一個老美排在前面也在買票,急的面紅耳赤沒法售票員溝通。

有志青年擠上去自告奮勇當翻譯,售票員說今天票賣完了,只有站票,要買明天的就有座位。

他轉頭向老美說 “You see no see, you see stand see. No see tomorrow see” 老美露出不解的表情,有志青年搖搖頭向他的女朋友說,這個老外英文聽力太差啦,簡單的英文都聽不懂,大家還說老外英文好。哈! !!哈!!

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會說英文不一定會教英文。說英文只要能表達意思就好,不在意文法的準確。教英文就不一樣了,當老師說的每一句話都不能錯:

  Where are you come from ? 錯了,應該是

  Where are you from ?  不管在美國這句話說了多少次,它都是錯的!

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三個孩子 (Three Children)

三個孩子  

A couple had three children.

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井井有條;井然有序

in apple-pie order

My wife likes to keep everything in apple-pie order.

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三心兩意

in two minds

My wife thinks we should go to South Korea for our holiday, but I'm still in two minds about it.

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