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A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.

有一個醫生和他的護士有一腿，後來他的護士告訴他，她懷孕了。醫生不想讓太太知道，於是乎他給了護士一筆錢，並告訴她帶著錢去義大利把小孩生下來。

"But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied,

護士問說: 那我要如何讓你知道小孩子出生了呢 ?

"Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back." "I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and fly to Italy.

醫生回答：就寄個名信片，上面寫個 "義大利麵條" 在背面就可以了，我會照顧妳所有的費用的，這護士於是拿了錢飛往義大利。

Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained.

六個月過去了，有一天醫生的太太打電話給醫生說：

"Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means."

親愛的，我收到一張明信片，從歐洲寄來的，但不知道講些什麼？

"The doctor said "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you".

醫生跟太太說道，等我回去後再解釋給妳聽。

Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack.

那天晚上，醫生回到家，看了那張名信片後便心臟病發倒在地板上

Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest.

醫護人員趕緊送進急診室，這時主治醫生站到醫生的太太旁邊安慰道：是什麼創痛讓他突然心臟病發?

So the wife picked up the card and read "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two without."

他太太拿起那張名信片，念道"義大利麵條，義大利麵條，義大利麵條，義大利麵條，-兩個有附香腸和肉圓，兩個沒有。"